Well, I'm very pleased to report that I will be able to buy you all a nice BTO!
You see, I just got word that a long lost uncle of mine died overseas,

and wrote me into the will, all I had to do was wire a $1000 cashier's check so they can process the fees, then I get $35M, yippee!
Should be here in a week, I am assured!
To claim your BTO, just send me a cashier's check and your SSN to.......

-K