What a great way to kick off our new "lounge" sub forum. Lets hear your favorite guitar jokes. My personal favorite:
A man walks into a store along the wharfs of San Francisco and sees a small statue of a golden rat, thinks it's cool. The tag says $12. "Is this really $12?" he asks the owner.
"Yes, $12 for the statue, but $1000 for the story."
The man sees the sales ploy, ignores it, and says "No story, I just want the statue." So he buys it and leaves the store.
Soon, he hears noises behind him, and he turns around to see a rat following him. Soon, more rats begin following him. He speeds up, so do the rats. More rats come out of the drains, the sewers, the alleys, and out from everywhere.
The man freaks out and starts to run. Every rat in the city is behind him. He runs as fast as he can until he reaches the end of the wharf and hurls the Golden Rat as far out into sea as he can. Every rat in town follows the statue off the pier and drowns.
Once calmed down, he goes back to the store. The owner smiles at him and nods knowingly. "Ah, now you came back for the story, didn't you?"
"No," the man replies. "I want know if you have a golden banjo player."
Cheers,
Mark