I am here at home for lunch and I just realized it is my wedding anniversary. Ooops, I better cut this short and go get her something. Do you all think she would like for me to get her a guitar that I can play, oh wait, dang I forgot she does not play.
Write her a song, then play and sing it to her. Be sure to mention her name a few times. A big bonus if it's also the title. Throw "I love you's" in there a couple of times too. You'll be shopping new guitars before you know it.
Happy Anniversary to both of you. So...how did it go? Did she like your present?